ASK MO
Alliance drama? Server politics? Someone got zeroed? Your rally failed? Your bubble expired? Before asking World Chat, there's only ONE place to go.
Mr. Mo is currently attending an emergency meeting about an emergency that someone says he caused.
Response time: Somewhere between server reset and the next SvS.
📢 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Multiple reports from World Chat suggest that Mr. Mo, distinguished leader of KSL, may be responsible for an unusually large percentage of events occurring throughout the kingdom.
Sources say: "GO ASK MO!"
The sources have been asked for evidence. They responded with three screenshots, twelve opinions, and a paragraph in ALL CAPS.
The investigation remains ongoing. Naturally, Mo is in charge of it.
🔍 FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
- Who started the drama?
Official answer: Ask Mo. - Why did my alliance get attacked?
Was Mo online? The committee needs to know. - Why is World Chat a courtroom?
Someone mentioned Mo. Court is now in session. - Is Mo responsible for everything?
47 complaints received. Zero conclusive evidence. - What happens if Mo leaves KSL?
The kingdom may experience a shortage of explanations. - My troops are healing. Is this Mo's fault?
Please submit Form MO-404 to the Department of Suspicion.
📊 KINGDOM DRAMA STATISTICS
* Statistics supplied by the entirely unbiased KSL Department of Public Relations. Margin of error: The entire kingdom.
THE FINAL WORD
In Evony, some people build keeps. Some build armies. Some build alliances.
Mr. Mo apparently builds the drama that keeps the entire server entertained.
Long live KSL. Long live the kingdom. And long live the legendary phrase...